Learning -the kind of ignorance affected by (and affecting) civilized races, as distinguished from ignorance, the sort of learning incurred by savages. See nonsense.

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though Horizontalists hold that the posture of the body was immaterial.