BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.

HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.

When in Rome, do as Rome does.

Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.

PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.