Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.
MANICHEISM, n. The ancient Persian doctrine of an incessant warfare between Good and Evil. When Good gave up the fight the Persians joined the victorious Opposition.
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.