ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.
A penny saved is a penny to squander.
An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
Condole - to show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy.
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.