Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.

ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.

OBSERVATORY, n. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.

GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.

Twice – Once too often.