NOVEL, n. A short story padded.

MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.

PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.