NOVEL, n. A short story padded.

PILGRIM, n. A traveler that is taken seriously. A Pilgrim Father was one who [was] not permitted to sing psalms through his nose [in Europe], followed it to Massachusetts, where he could personate God according to the dictates of his conscience.

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Justice is a commodity which in a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.

An archbishop is an ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.

You cannot adopt politics as a profession and remain honest.