MAGNITUDE, n. Size [that is] purely relative. If everything in the universe were increased 1,000 diameters nothing would be any larger than it was before, but if one thing remain unchanged all the others would be larger than they had been.

RAREBIT n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.

REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.