GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.
PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
He laughs best who laughs least.
Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.
Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.