The god of the world's leading religion.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.

PREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.