PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.