That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity

Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.

DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.

BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.

Children who have proven themselves to be incorrigible by the age of twelve should be quickly and quietly beheaded, lest they grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate the likeness of their being.

Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".

PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.