That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity

What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.

A comely female inhabiting the Mohammedan Paradise to make things cheery for the good Mussulman, whose belief in her existence marks a noble discontent with his earthly spouse, whom he denies a soul.

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.

A popular writer writes about what people think. A wise writer offers them something to think about.

INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.