Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.

PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.

Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.

WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.