FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.
Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.
Doubt is the father of invention.
KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.
Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.