MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.

War: A by-product of the arts of peace.

UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

To seek a justification for a decision already made.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.