APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.

An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

MISCREANT, n. A person of the highest degree of unworth. Etymologically, the word means unbeliever, and its present signification may be regarded as theology's noblest contribution to the development of our language.

Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.