Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.

War: A by-product of the arts of peace.

Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that treats of the various tribes of Man, as robbers, thieves, swindlers, dunces, lunatics, idiots and ethnologists.

Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.