Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

LICKSPITTLE, n. A useful functionary, not infrequently found editing a newspaper . . . the lickspittle is only the blackmailer under another aspect, although the latter is frequently found as an independent species.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.

Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.