MAJESTY, n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America.

Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".

PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

REPUBLIC, n. A nation in which, the thing governing and the thing governed being the same, there is only a permitted authority to enforce an optional obedience.

Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.