I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound . . . . properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position.
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
DEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.