MAJESTY, n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America.

Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.

REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else

Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.