INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.

Road, n. A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.

When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".

CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.

ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.

Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.