GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These [quills] when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling.

INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.

EXCEPTION, n. A thing which takes the liberty to differ from other things of its class, as an honest man, a truthful woman, etc.

Book - Learning : The dunce's derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impertinent ignorance.

RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.