Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.

PREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.

GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.

Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.