Mad; adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that they themselves are sane.

INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.

Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.

Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.

CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.

SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.