Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo.

CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,/ Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:/ From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge/ Of our bedfellow Death, and cry: "O fudge!"

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.

SCRAP-BOOK, n. A book that is commonly edited by a fool. Many persons of some small distinction compile scrap-books containing whatever they happen to read about themselves or employ others to collect.

ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.

Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.