Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.
IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.
CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.