A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

OBLIVION, n. The state or condition in which the wicked cease from struggling and the dreary are at rest. Fame's eternal dumping ground.

REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.

DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number - just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice.