A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.

He laughs best who laughs least.

EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.

Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.

TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.

RAILROAD, n. The chief of many mechanical devices enabling us to get away from where we are to where we are no better off. For this purpose the railroad is held in highest favor by the optimist, for it permits him to make the transit with great expedition.