A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.

RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show that the person of whom they are uttered is devoid of the dignity of character distinguishing him who utters them.

BAIT, n. A preparation that renders the hook more palatable. The best kind is beauty.

PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.