Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo.

DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set.

WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgment of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth.

Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.