A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.
Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.
NOVEL, n. A short story padded.
ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.