UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and the luminiferous ether only.

REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.

Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

RUIN, v. To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.

RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded.