Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.

MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.

Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient