STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.

PIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians - who are Hogmies.

REVOLUTION, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. . . . the substitution of the rule of an Administration for that of a Ministry, whereby the welfare and happiness of the people were advanced a full half-inch.

True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity