STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.

COMPULSION, n. The eloquence of power.

I think I think, therefore I think I am.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.

PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.

The wife, or bitter half.