The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.

LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.

TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.

REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.

HYENA, n. A beast held in reverence by some oriental nations from its habit of frequenting at night the burial-places of the dead. But the medical student does that

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter