The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.

GENEROUS, adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.

CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.

RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries . .

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.