The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.

Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.

MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.

SYCOPHANT- One who approaches Greatness on his belly so that he may not be commanded to turn and be kicked. He is sometimes an editor.

Habit: A shackle for the free.

Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.

REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.