FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.

Finance is the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager

INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.

Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.