Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.
Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.
ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.
MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.
RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.