FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the i long and the accent on the first syllable is one of America's most precious discoveries and possessions.

CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

A penny saved is a penny to squander.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

I think I think, therefore I think I am.

FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.