Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.

SEINE, n. A kind of net for effecting an involuntary change of environment. For fish it is made strong and coarse, but women are more easily taken with a singularly delicate fabric weighted with small, cut stones.

ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.