HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.
TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.