Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.
IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.
CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.
QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another - usually about as many times as it can be got there.
Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent on thorough investigation, it may soon lead to full establishment of the truth.