Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
Distress: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.
A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.