Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.