ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity.

FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"

MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.

EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.