CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, author of 'Cogito ergo sum' to demonstrate the reality of human existence. The dictum might be improved 'Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum' 'I think that I think, therefore I think that I am' as close an approach.

MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.

Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.

ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.

LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.

REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.