BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.
Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.