Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.
KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.
EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect.
RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.
Doubt is the father of invention.
Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.