Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.

Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number - just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice.

RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.

EXCEPTION, n. A thing which takes the liberty to differ from other things of its class, as an honest man, a truthful woman, etc.