Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.

War: A by-product of the arts of peace.

Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.

True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.