Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.

REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.

Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

CEMETERY, n. An isolated suburban spot where mourners match lies, poets write at a target and stone-cutters spell for a wager.

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.