IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.

Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.