IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral.

REACH, n. The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is possible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity to provide.

Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.

Good-bye -- if you hear of my being stood up against a stone wall and shot to rags please know that I think that a pretty good way to depart this life. It beats old age, disease or falling down the cellar stairs.

Congratulations is the civility of envy.

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.

Truth - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.