IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.

Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.

Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.

Uncommon extension of the fear of death.