PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.

PRISON, n. A place of punishments and rewards. The poet assures us that - stone walls do not a prison make.

A penny saved is a penny to squander.

RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.

Die: To stop sinning suddenly.