Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.

Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

ORATORY, n. A conspiracy between speech and action to cheat the understanding. A tyranny tempered by stenography.

Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.