An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.
That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity
CERBERUS, n. The watch-dog of Hades, whose duty it was to guard the entrance - against whom or what does not clearly appear; everybody, sooner or later, had to go there, and nobody wanted to carry off the entrance.
Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.