Crowned with leaves of the laurel. In England the Poet Laureate is an officer of the sovereign's court, acting as dancing skeleton at every royal feast and singing-mute at every royal funeral.

EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.

RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.

FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.