Continue to share your heart with people even if it's been broken.

I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is.

Rooting for other people's failure does get in the way of your success.

President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati's great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed.

Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.

The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don't have, the happier you will be.

Always remember your kid's name.