You know what they say: 'Once you go black, your parents don't talk to you anymore.

I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.

I've never slept with anyone who could help me at all. No one. I wish I had. If anything, everyone I've had sex with has been a real step in the wrong direction.

Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.

My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college.

Whatever the joke is has to be funny, and not coming from a mean-spirited place. I think some things are totally off limits. If someone's spouse died, or one of their children, I would never joke about that in a Roast situation. I don't have any aspirations towards writing any cancer jokes, and there's some stuff that I think is definitely taboo.