I completely identify as female, believe it or not.
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!
I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.
I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.
Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.