When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.

I am an aging Girl Scout.

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.