I swear I want to be a food model.

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.