I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
Amy SedarisDon't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.
Amy SedarisI failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
Amy SedarisI'm drawn to real-life characters. A lot of the characters I play, I've had in me since second grade. I've been dragging them around my entire life, and then sometimes I marry them with different people. But seldom have I really come up with a new character. In my head it's like, "I'll pull that person out that I've been doing since sixth grade and see where they're at right now.".
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