I swear I want to be a food model.

There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.

I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

I love depressing movies and depressing books.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.