Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
Amy SedarisYou think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.
Amy SedarisI've never played anyone who didn't like themselves. I don't care if they're unattractive, but it's important that they think of themselves as attractive. And I guess that's part of their charm.
Amy SedarisFire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. Today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand God to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates Jews and homosexuals.
Amy Sedaris